Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Inday story.. Season 1 and 2 !

--And the story goes on and on.... LOLZ


Season 1 :


"ang batayan ng pagiging mahusay na kasambahay ay hindi masusukat sa kakayahan sa mahusay na pakikipagtalastasan gamit ang pananalitang banyaga. Sa halip, ito'y masusuri sa kakayahang gamapanan ang pangkalahatang gawain at pagsisilbi sa taong pinaglilingkuran.

Wala sa salita kundi sa gawa!"

--Manang-- ang bagong katunggali ni Inday!

False alarm!

I was shocked when people all over the place feasted on the news that I am dead! Some people fabricated such thing to stop my growing popularity.

Maybe a creature envious of my intellect did this. But let me clear things y'all, I am alive and I just got back to my senses... this event really rattled me...

-inday-....

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there are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark.

-pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday-

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I'm not extremely good looking but I have a sense of humor. I'm not breathtakingly intelligent but am relatively witty. Am not insanely rich but am fairly kind. Am just a simple guy w/ a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquiantance. so hi..

-DODONG- nakikipag textmate kay Inday...

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I was shot by a 9mm bullet at the head damaging my entire stupid brain & my fucking skull so that I will die & stop speaking english preventing people from nosebleeding!

-in loving memory of Inday-

(ayan patay na sya! sa wakas tapos na ang kahibangan!)

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Ederlyn: Ikaw ba ang Inday na sinasabi nila? at sino ka para itulad sa akin ang iyomg kasikatan ngayong akoy nananahimik na?

wala kang karapatan pra pantayan ako. Hayop ka!

Inday: My apologies, but the fact is, your glory days are over my friend. I find it somewhat ridiculous, your persistence on persuading people to come to your party that never existed is beginning to get into my nerves! damn you Ederlyn! damn you! no one undermines Inday's intellect.. bitch...**evil laugh**

- nag-aaway na sila Ederlyn at Inday..;-)

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“I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from…”

- Inday… hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick



“I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance.”

- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya



“The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!”

- ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)


- - - -

Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka… would you please purchase many fishes for our this week’s meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes”, although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple “galewng-gowng”. Am I correct?

Amo: Leche!

Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the “ba-ngooz” is it!
- - - -



“La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor?

- si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España



*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red avriety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests

- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday



“Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”

- reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia



“Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market.”

- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang “kangkong” sa nilutong sinigang

“Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the “oriza sativa” which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.”

- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing


“Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!”

- si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate… (Taray talaga ni Inday!)





“Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substances result to increase circulation to the site promoting redness.”

- sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior


- - - -

Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: (Di nakareact)


- - - -


“Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moments ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn’t enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such a strenuous employ.

Your daughter,
Inday”


“Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

Tatay”


- - - -

Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!

Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!

- - - -

Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?

Inday: Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act and it’s harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.

- - - -

“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.”

- sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff
- - - -

Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?

Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!
Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday!

SEASON 2:

a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise & lips to pucker "

- inday, gumagawa ng blog nya sa friendster


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P500 - Globe plan subscription
P1800 - Glutathione tablet
P600 - olay total effects
P1500 - crocs flip flops
P2000 - for mama "

- binabudget ni inday ang sweldo nya!

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Amo: Inday anong gamit mo sa katawan, ang kinis mo kc e? cguro gumagamit ka ng papaya...
O baka nman kalamansi?

Inday: NO! ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN..... WHO TOUCHES YOURS?

Lufeeeet ni Inday!

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Amo: "Inday, ba't nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?"

Inday: "a change in the weather pattern might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings.the way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for."

Amo: -- nag nose bleed! --

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" higher stock index and the low flow of investment triggered the inflation of prices, thus, the purchasing power of peso is weak.."

- explanation ni inday nung tinanong ng amo kung bakit yun lang ang sukli niya sa pinamili

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" Mush as i want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent & malicious information, i want to lift the stigma & alleviate society's perception of our profession.."

- inday, tumangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay

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" it's absurd! it was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because it sucks!

- inday kasama c junior sa principal's office............tulala ang principal!

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"Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be coresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!"

- si inday pinagbawalan c junior na wag malikot......TUTYAL!

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"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from..."

- Inday... hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick

*******************************************

"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed way. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance."

- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya

*******************************************

"The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

- ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)

*******************************************


Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka... would you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (Pauses) Aaah... by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng". Am I correct?

Amo: Leche!

Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!

*******************************************

"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor?


- si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España

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*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive

*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests

- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday


*******************************************

"Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"

- reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia

*******************************************

"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market."

- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong sinigang

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"Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste."

- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing

*******************************************


"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"

- si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate... (Taray talaga ni Inday!)

*******************************************

"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and ostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness."

- sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior

*******************************************


Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: (Di nakareact)

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"Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot being a governess can be such a strenuous employ.

Your daughter,

Inday"

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"Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

Tatay"

*******************************************

Amo: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!

*******************************************

Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?

Inday: Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

*******************************************

"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."

- sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff

*******************************************

Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?

Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!

Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday!

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" BAKIT LAHAT N LANG NG CINASABI KO E PINAGKAKALAT NYO?... ANO PALAGAY NYO SA AKIN.... ARTESTA?!?!

- INDAY

- - lagot kayo... Nagreklamo na c Inday...Kulit nyo kc eh! hehehe

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" Im not ######ly good looking but have a sense of humor. Im not breathtakingly intelligent but im relatively witty. Im not insanely rich but im fairly kind. Im just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquaintance....so.....HI!"

- DODONG, nakikipag textmate kay inday

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