Inday's Principles

"Don't limit my capacity in the 4corners
of this luxurious abode. exposeme to the
real challenges of the outsideworld. I
want to grow as an individualwith
dynamic experiences." - inday,
nagrereklamo kasi ayaw xiaisama sa
enchanted kingdom..
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Dear mom, had it not been 4 d smelling
salt, Imust have collapsed moments ago.
Juniorhas become a little monster to
me.remenber the head accident? As if
itwasn't enough, he was summoned by
theprincipal of his shabbily run
academe.oh, such an erudite bunch of
babboons! inever thought being a
governess can besuch a strenuous
employ!" Your daughter , INday Dear
Inday, Walanghiya ka,!!!! magpadala ka
ng pera.Na-ospital ang nanay mo,
nagkaroon dawng "blood clot" sa utak
kababasa ngsulat mo... -ITAY
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maganda pa din ako sa iyo...Katulong ka
lang!!!" -reaksiyon ni Ederlyn " How
dare you insulate that I cantolerate
such diabolical insults from amere scrap
such as you.. If u furtherinsist i'll
reckon and be forced topulverize you
imbecile" - inday, nakipagsagutan kay
ederlyn...hala!!
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Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan saprobinsya,
namasukan si Inday bilangkatulong sa
Maynila. Habangini-interview ng amo Amo:
Kelangan namin nng katulong paramag ayos
ng bahay, magluto, maglaba,magplantsa,
mamalengke, at magbantay ngmga bata.
Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito? Inday: I
believe that my trained skillsand
expertise in management with the useof
standard tools, and my discipline
andexperience will contribute
significantlyto the value of the work
that you want,my creativity,
productivity andwork-efficiency and the
high quality ofoutcomes I can offer will
boost the workprogress.Amo: [nosebleed]
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Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi
angamo, nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior? Inday:
Compromising safety with
uselessaesthetics, the not-so-well
engineeredarchitectural design of our
kitchenlavatory affected the boy's
cranium witha slight boil at the left
temple nearthe auditory organ.Amo:
[nosebleed ulit]
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Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan. Amo:
Bakit maalat ang ulam? Inday: The
consistency was fine. But yousee, it
seems that the increased amountof sodium
chloride (NaCl) affected thetaste
drastically and those actions
areirreversible. I do apologize.Amo:
[nosebleed na naman]Donya: Bakit tuwing
paguwi ko,nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng
tv?! Inday: Because I don't want you to
seeme doing absolutely nothing. Donya:
[hinimatay]
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sinamahan ni Inday sijunior sa
principals office dahil dimakapunta ang
amo at donya. Principal: Sinuntok ni
junior angkanyang kaklase. Inday: It's
absurd! It was never a factthat he will
inflict a fight. I can onlyimagine how
you handle schizophrenickids on this
educational institution.Revise your
policies because they suck! Principal:
[nag resign]
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dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo,galit
na galit. Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang
basura salikod ng bahay?! Inday: A
change in the weather patternsmight have
occurred wrecking havoc tothe
surroundings. The way the debris
arescattered indicates that the gust
ofwind was going northeast causing
damageto the path it was heading
for.Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
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